- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.
A HORDE OF TREVENANT APPEARED AND THIS SUDOWOODO JUST BLENDED ITSELF IN WITH IT.
IT’S LITERALLY HIDING WITH OTHER TREES.
HELLO FELLOW PLANT TYPES YES MY GOODNESS WHAT A NICE DAY TO PHOTOSYNTHESISE. HOW ABOUT THEM CHLOROPLASTS? I DO LOVE ME SOME CHLOROPHYLL. WHAT A GREAT TIME TO HAVE A CELL WALL.
why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now
that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest
buying something and then finding it for way cheaper somewhere else
I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match
I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr