• Person: Scale of 1-10 how dramatic are you?
  • Me: Phantom of the Opera overture

bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

image

milk-bar-bard:

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

If Nintendo ever opens a theme park there must be a Lon Lon Milk stand I will accept nothing less

you had me at if nintendo ever opens a theme park

lordstark:

ideal weight = me plus 12 puppies

Reblog - Posted 8 hours ago - via / Source with 65 notes
Reblog - Posted 8 hours ago - via / Source with 70 notes

cinderfell:

how to enjoy a youtube channel

  1. ignore their entire youtube fanbase
princessbrat7:

It wasn’t an error. All of those people were advertising false weight lost products to their follower base for money. They were using their target audience of insecure teenagers to sell weight lost pills so they can get a few extra bucks.

princessbrat7:

It wasn’t an error. All of those people were advertising false weight lost products to their follower base for money. They were using their target audience of insecure teenagers to sell weight lost pills so they can get a few extra bucks.

envycamacho:

how many eye contact until date

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.